Showing posts with label ginger ale. Show all posts
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Friday, March 21, 2008

Goosebumps--Tales of TRUTH

me: i know you're busy, but i just found a NEW office gay

Kathleen:
nice

me:
i was in the kitchen, talking to katey about how i hate men
and i just looked over at this dude who was at the vending machine and was like, "WHY AM I SINGLE?"
and turns out he's gayer than a christmas goose!
he goes, "all my girl friends ask me that. you need to leave new york and find a man somewhere else, club him over the head, and drag him back here."

Kathleen:
haha
nice
so true as well
how is a christmas goose gay??

me:
katie
that's not the point.


What is the point is that this man--a total stranger just in need of a can of Schweppes--knew the problem. He went on to say, "The thing is, to make it in this city, you have to be sort of an egomaniac [TRUTH], and it's hard for an egomaniac to be in a relationship with another person. And then, being a strong woman, it's even harder."

I mean, does he get me or what?
God bless a gay Christmas goose.


This is what I would cook for my boyfriend every night, if he ever decided to love me. Notice the two glasses of red wine.