The Sex and the City movie is sold out from here to Guam.
While this means I'll have to find another excuse to smuggle liquor into a movie theater with my girls, the silver lining is this:
While all the women in New York City are sitting in a dimly lit theater, dressed up and longing for love, I will spend my Friday night in the bars, where the men will look around for someone to flirt with. They will spot Sojourner amidst the sausage fest and will surround me with lust and free beverages.
Someone may be getting actual sex in the city after all.
