Below is a link to a former stand-up show for your viewing pleasure. I have been hesitant to post it, because I'm looking a bit chunky monkey on film. However, I must not let anything--even my own ego--stop me from spreading truth.
And everyone has to see this hideous shrug.
Warning: Blacktresses on youtube may seem larger than they appear.
I swear, the shrug adds ten pounds.
Part 1:
Part 2: