I normally don't do pithy, tumblr-esque posts, but I just received the following text message from my exterminator:
Besides i know if i was hungry and thirsty u would feed me i consider u guys my xtended family
The problems with this are manifold:
1. My exterminator has my personal cell phone number
2. I have HIS personal cell phone number
3. I have enough insect issues that I NEED his personal number
4. He has come so often that he feels as though WE ARE FAMILY.
5. He thinks he can count on me to provide basic sustenance in a time of need. I don't have the heart to tell him he's misinformed.
#fml
#nycbedbugepidemic
#inappropriate relationships
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