But I had to share this ridiculous press release that came to my attention this morning. I won't use the artist's name, but this is at the very top of her press release:
Ms. Anderson is a passionate woman. She's passionate about life, she's passionate about family--and she's really, really passionate about cutlery.
That's right, cutlery: forks, knives, and spoons.
They are, according to Anderson, so much more than they appear.
What? What the hell does this mean? I love that cutlery trumps family and life. Cutlery IS life.
Clearly, this woman has no one to love and nothing else to do, and she's surrounded by people who lead her to believe her love for cutlery qualifies as "Art" and not "Mental Illness."
The end of the press release says she's available for interviews; I may have to call her up. I think she may need the Sojourner Truth.
I should also mention that this quote is from an excerpt from a longer article in the "Costco Connection 2007" Has anyone heard of this publication? I assume you receive it with your bulk items. Why haven't I been writing for this magazine? Clearly, they'll take anything.
That's right, cutlery: forks, knives, and spoons.
They are, according to Anderson, so much more than they appear.
What? What the hell does this mean? I love that cutlery trumps family and life. Cutlery IS life.
Clearly, this woman has no one to love and nothing else to do, and she's surrounded by people who lead her to believe her love for cutlery qualifies as "Art" and not "Mental Illness."
The end of the press release says she's available for interviews; I may have to call her up. I think she may need the Sojourner Truth.
I should also mention that this quote is from an excerpt from a longer article in the "Costco Connection 2007" Has anyone heard of this publication? I assume you receive it with your bulk items. Why haven't I been writing for this magazine? Clearly, they'll take anything.
Are you passionate about cutlery? What about when it.... glows?
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