Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Post-Racial What-WHAT?!

Y'all, have you heard this news:

A Nigerian Couple gave birth to a White baby!!!

No, y'all, the baby is NOT albino.
The baby is not "just light-skinned-ed-ed."

Baby is straight up Caucasian--and momma said she wasn't with the milkman!!!

Dude, this is cray cray! This Obama at work!! HE IS BLOWING OUR MINDS!!!


If this doesn't prove that race is a social construct, I don't know what does. I can't wait for the Discovery Channel documentary on her--or when homegirl gets a book deal!

4 comments:

Scribe said...

where do you find this ish? that white baby is their meal ticket yo! u saw how paris jackson crying for her daddy at MJs funeral made the media respect him. These folks r quite clever

Katie Walsh said...

That baby is 'shopped. For reals. That HAIR.

NYLDN said...

My brother's biological parents were both african american, and he was born blond, blue eyes, and white.. but had african features. It happens, its a genetic rarity.

Still I would have loved to been in that delivery room when he was given to the father. ha!

JJS III said...

I love that this is REAL, considering that this would have been some random tabloid story ten years ago.

Right next to "Blood Sucking Dolphins On Rampage In Oklahoma Sewer System" would be "Black Couple Births White Baby".

SO AMAZING.