me: WHAT??
men are so rude
L: i was like, NO not with you at least because i need someone who's not going to be emo
me: oh god!
why do they have such audacity?
L: i dont know
i fucking hate men
i think we are just a bunch of vag holes to them, who might feed them
me: hahahahhaha
L: say it, we're just all walking holes to them.
holes with the ability to cook dinner
and with better apartment amenities, so its like a hotel stay
me: hahaha
like a fancy brothel
with only one whore
.... We then move on to the Australian, who I am back to crushing on. He's allegedly returning to this hemisphere in May, and I'm already getting hot and bothered thinking about it.
me: I hate liking the Australian because even though he’s a big deal to me, the minute he wants a woman, he can get one.
L: i know! all girls are willing thats why it fucking sucks
decent men who don't think you are a walking vagina are a COMMODITY
Ain't that the (sojourner) truth?
Oh, by the by-- i attempted to include an image with this post, but when i looked up "walking vag holes," "vag holes" and "one-woman brothels," the images were not appropriate for children, pregnant women, or a blacktress.
1 comment:
Aren't there giant inflatable vulvas that people wear as Halloween costumes? I think that's pretty much a walking vag hole.
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