I am able to blog because I AM AT WORK TODAY.
Yes, y'all. No one seems to be able to believe it, and Scribe was most alarmed.
Scribe: you have to work today?!
me: YES
Scribe: that is ridiculous!
the post office is closed!
is your office more important than the post office?
NO!
you work in Arizona
you work in Arizona
we have to get you outta there.
Ain't that the gospel truth? I know I need to keep on steppin', but I feel like I'm just wading in the water. My job seems to think that a nationally recognized, legal holiday isn't real. My boss is basically standing over Martin's grave, screaming, "WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???"
Or maybe he's just real close with the governor of Maine. Either way, I am sitting here, toiling and resentful, and it shouldn't even be legal.
Luckily, because everyone else has a holiday there are no calls and very few emails. I've got writing to do and can really get into it. I am a bit distracted, though, because tomorrow is the last commercial class, and two agents come in to watch us read our copy! I have several friends who took the class and got agents from it, so it could be a big night, y'all! Of course, it all depends on who the agents are and whether they're looking to add a blacktress to their roster. One agency reps a lot of famous child actors, but our teachers said they're looking to grow their "adult client base," so maybe they're lack means there's a void I can fill. Although precocious children scare/disgust me, I would certainly love to join an agency that includes such high-profile talent as "The Asian girl who plays Charlotte's daughter in the Sex and the City movies" and the lead blacktor from "Everybody Hates Chris." Cross your fingers (for me) and your legs (for Jesus)!
Okay, let me get back to the fields, y'all. I leave you with Public Enemy:
1 comment:
FIRST!
Just kidding. I hate when people do that shit. Though I feel oddly satisfied that I'm the only person to comment on this post.
How could they make you work on MLK Jr. Day? Even I had off to celebrate the man with a dream!
PS: I think you should play Charlotte's adopted daughter in the straight-to-DVD release of "Sex and the City 3". They can put you in pig tails or something. Or just use CGI. I could totally see this working...
Obviously, I've had too much coffee today.
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